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Helen is just checking in.
Helen is building her bookshelf.
Helen has uploaded a new video.
Helen has been given a virtual goldfish, without a virtual bowl. It is virtually suffocating.
Helen is now a vampire warlord!
Helen has called Polly a wanton, unchin-snouted scantling.
Helen has added a lot of applications.
Helen is listening to poetry.
Helen is researching slam.
Helen is worried about Michael Jackson.
Helen is procrastinating.
Helen has just met an old school friend online.
Helen has now been contacted by 14 ex-classmates (and can only remember 6 of them).
Helen has just discovered on Facebook that her best friend is pregnant. LOL.
Helen is clicking through photo albums.
Helen is bored.
Helen is finding it hard to focus on work.
Helen is tweeting.
Helen dreamt about playing Scrabble on Facebook last night and thinks she may have a problem.
Helen is writing.
Helen is contemplating the infinite mystery of the universe.
Helen is watching cheesecam.
Helen is wondering if it’s time for lunch.
Helen has food poisoning.
Helen no longer has food poisoning, but is pondering developing a new ailment, after the flood of sympathy generated by her previous posting.
Helen may be getting RSI.
Helen has come to realise that her dual aims of universal adoration and world domination are incompatible.
Helen is being overwhelmed by ‘oneness blessings’.
Helen wonders when the Buddhists took over Facebook.
Helen is not meditating.
Helen is having sex.
Helen is making a cup of tea.
Helen is dunking a biscuit.
Helen is walking back to her desk.
Helen is starting to think in Facebook updates.
Helen wonders if she should be concerned about this.
Helen has stopped answering the phone.
Helen no longer goes down the pub.
Helen is planning to turn the computer off.
Helen is reluctant to log out.
Helen is backing away from the keyboard.
Helen is resisting the urge to click refresh.
Helen is shutting Windows down.
Helen is.